The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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