Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
vagina is talking i cant
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
