That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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