Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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