Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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