she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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