there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
pray to the hookup gods
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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