Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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