You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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