batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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