Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I CAN MOONWALK!
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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