How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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