found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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