Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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