RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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