pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
