In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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