So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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