Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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