i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
They left me at home... I'm a liability
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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