Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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