I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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