It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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