Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
