i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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