i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
sarcasm needs its own font
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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