nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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