I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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