I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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