YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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