thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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