Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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