Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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