I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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