we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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