Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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