How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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