My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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