doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Randomize
