Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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