Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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