i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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