the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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