have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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