Hey man sorry I got all grabby
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
My vagina is very pro this idea
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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