i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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