Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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