I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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