R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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