You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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