I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Did I show you my penis last night?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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