Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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