69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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