I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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