But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Still dying that you shit outside
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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